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'''Author:''' by Cynis Anjin

'''Description:''' Erotic poem, considered by many to be crass and childish, though some have declared it to be a deeply complex criticism of Cynis erotic poetry, its point made through caricature.

'''Contents:'''



Oh, Anus! You beauty!

You've got the most beautiful shape.


What other musle is as symmetric and perfect as you are?

You are the door to the anal canal.

The hidden entrance to the tunnel of pleasure.

You are the mouth that doesnt eat.

You're the eye of the ass.


I love to see you widen and contract.

With your sphincter muscles you have everything under control.


Surely the millions of nerve endings are meant to give pleasure.

Erogenous Zone with circular border.


Only a touch can make a woman shiver of pleasure.

Anilingus - a language that needs no words but can give so much joy


Oh sweet Anus, I wanna penetrate you and fill you out.

Your tightness will float me closer to the Nirvana of pleasure.


Some people will think dirty of you.

Looking down on you.

They are so wrong.

You are beautiful and you need lots of love and care.


Unlike your sister - the vagina - you recommend the scented oils for lubrication.

I know, you often feel neglected. She is generally more loved and attended.

But feel no sorrow. I know your value.

She's the bright beauty of the day while you are the dark beauty of the night.

[[Category:Literature]]